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[X-Styles]

Ja het zat er wel in dat het een vreemde geimproviseerde RAW zou gaan worden, als het gros nog vastzit bij ons in Europa ;p

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**For those unaware tonight's RAW is being held under special circumstances. Volcanic activity in Iceland has covered parts of Europe in an ash cloud and closed a lot of air travel. As a direct result, the RAW talent which was touring Europe this past week for their Wrestlemania tour is NOT back in the states. Tonight's show will feature RAW talent not in Europe as well as available Smackdown talent. I also expect to see RAW talent in Europe used for studio interviews**

Keeping that in mind, it's time for the last RAW before the Extreme Rules PPV. Hosted by MacGruber, it's going to be an interesting night.

The show kicks off with one of the rare RAW Superstars NOT stranded in Europe, HHH, making his way out to the entrance ramp. It sounds like... yes it is! Lillian Garcia is back on ring announcing duties for the night!

HHH makes his way down to the ring to a roaring ovation. He tells the fans not to suck up to him just because he's the only one there tonight. HHH explains the situation to the audience, while throwing in a bunch of jabs at guys who are overseas and thus can't respond. HHH cuts a promo on Sheamus, and puts over their match at Extreme Rules. He says he is going to beat him any color, other than white.

The game says that the fans may be thinking that they'll "have to watch HHH wrestle a two hour Iron Man match with Frank the Audio guy", but fortunately that is not the case. The brass has made sure that the fans in attendance will still receive a high caliber show.

CM Punk's music interrupts Triple H, and he makes way out to the ring, accompanied by Serena and Luke Gallos. Punk says that he's got two words for the fans... "Jersey Sucks". Punk notes that this time next week, he might not even be on Smackdown. The WWE Draft is next week. Punk says that if he is drafted to RAW he will bring the entire Straight Edge Society with him. HHH asks if by "entire" SES he means... those two. Since they are the only ones in it. HHH also questions why Punk doesn't have to cut his hair, but his followers do. Punk says that it is because no foreign substances have ever touched his hair, his hair is pure. HHH asks if by foreign substances he means shampoo and soap.

HHH says it doesn't matter anyway, because if Punk gets drafted to RAW, he will probably be bald anyway as he has a hair match against Rey Mysterio at Extreme Rules. CM Punk tells HHH that he could do well to adopt the straight edge lifestyle. HHH says that they have already had this conversation, he believes in freedom. He believes in making free choices, and doing what you want to do.

HHH goes out to the crowd and highlights some random fans in attendance. He points out a college kid, and says he can go up and buy all the beer he wants. He tells to older fans that they can go jump over to another state and formalize their union as partners. Lillian Garcia can show up on RAW for the night just to horse around. And HHH can fight Punk and the bald wonder twins, just because he wants to. Punk back tracks and says that he doesn't even want to be here. He just honestly thought that HHH would be open to the change. Apparently there is a miscommunication. The miscommunication is not that Punk is asking him, but he is telling him!

The SES start to attack HHH. At first it looks as though HHH is going to get the upper hand, but the numbers games proves too great. CM Punk has HHH subdued and Gallos holds him down in a chair. Serena grabs a razor, and it looks like the end of a hair era for HHH. Rey Mysterio runs out to make the save! Rey clears the ring, and then taunts Punk with the razor. Mysterio cuts off a clump of Punks hair!! The SES make the save, and Punk retreats with what remains of his hair.

It's going to be a crazy night!

****Commercial****

Drew McIntyre v. Matt Hardy

The match starts with both men brawling out to the floor. After a quick exchange, McIntyre throws Matt skull first into the steel steps. They make their way back into the ring. Hardy hits the Side Effect and goes for the pin, McIntyre kicks out. Hardy then hits a neckbreaker and looks for the pin, but no luck. Hardy and Drew charge at each other, with each colliding with equal force. Matt climbs to the second rope looking for his ~EPIC~ elbow drop, but Drew counters by knocking him off the rope and picking up the pinfall.

Winner via Pushing Him Down: Drew McIntyre

We head via satellite to Belfast, Ireland where John Cena is live in a studio. He shouts out to all of the WWE families, and says that all of the Superstars are save. Cole asks if the situation is throwing off his preparation for Extreme Rules. Cena says that it has not, and he will be the Last Man Standing at Extreme Rules.

****Commercial****

Kozlov is in the ring, and tells the audience that his name is Vladimir Kozlov. He starts to continue, but the fans start a "what" chant. For once, it makes sense because no one can understand a word he is saying. Vlad calls King into the ring to read his statement. In a nutshell it states that Kozlov is boycotting the RAW Guest Host concept, and he deserves higher caliber treatment. He calls the audience all spoiled Americans, and physically inferior. Worst of all, they are from a state devoid of integrity. New Jersey is the worst place to live in the world. He can't wait for his Russian friend to by the nets and move them to a more deserving state. Kozlov is back on the mic, and demands proper competition.

The "MacGruber" music hits, and the cast heads out to the ring. MacGruber is carrying an American flag. Vicky, not Guerrero, the MacGruber character, announces the main event of the evening. MacGruber calls Kozlov a giant pile of suck. Kozlov says that if he says one more word about him, he will end him. MacGruber agrees, but says his mom on the other hand is a different story. Vicky tries to stop him. MacGruber says that New Jersey is not the most depressing place on earth, that place is clearly the uterus of Kozlov's mother. Vicky disagrees and says that she is sure Kozlov's mother's uterus is a fantastic place.

Kozlov says that he is going to destroy him later tonight. MacGruber says that Kozlov can't because he already has a match. And it is against R-Truth! Truth comes out and starts his song. MacGruber tells Kozlov that he can't escape because he has rigged the entire building with explosives. He says that's the truth, and asks R-Truth, "what's up?". They go back and forth a couple of times before an explosion goes off! All that is left of poor R-Truth is his shoes. So much for that. Kozlov stars him down, and reiterates that they will be having a match tonight. MacGruber sheepishly agrees.

****Commercial****

In the back, MacGruber is trying to head out of the building. HHH sees him, and stops him in the act. HHH asks him if he had an accident, and points to the wet front of his pants. MacGruber says that it is not pee, but water. Well, actually it is pee, but MacGruber's friend is the one who wet him, and then he put them on to be a good friend. MacGruber points and says, oh there is my friend now. Kane walks into the shot.

HHH explains to Kane that MacGruber is claiming that Kane wet his pants and then gave them to him. Kane asks what he is even talking about. MacGruber high tails it and leaves us with a, "go USA" for good measure. Kane exclaims to HHH, "I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants".

Randy Orton is live via satellite from Belfast, Ireland and cuts a promo for his match against Jack Swagger at Extreme Rules for the World Heavyweight Championship

****Commercial****

It is worth noting that it is now 10 o'clock and we have only had five minutes of wrestling so far this evening.

**Meanwhile in TNA... Rob Van Dam has just defeated AJ Styles to become the NEW TNA World Heavyweight Champion!! Well done RVD!**

Jack Swagger grabs a mic and says that talk is cheap when Orton is 3,000 miles away. He calls for a referee, and says that he is issuing an open challenge to anyone in the back. The lights go out, the gong sounds, and yes! The Undertaker has accepted!

Jack Swagger v. The Undertaker

The match starts with a couple quick exchanges of blows. The Undertaker quickly gets the upper hand and grabs Swagger's arm. He heads up the turnbuckle and connects with the Old School. Swagger kicks out of the pin attempt. Swagger then hits a scoop slam and tries for a cover. Undertaker kicks out.

Swagger unloads with a series of kicks and punches, and sends Undertaker to the outside of the ring. Swagger follows after, but it proves to be a poor decision as Undertaker punches him in the head, and then throws him skull first into the steel steps. Undertaker looks to whip him into the steps once again, but Swagger counters and whips Taker knee first into the steps!

Swagger heads into the ring to stop the count, and then slides Taker back into the ring. He is now targeting the knee with a series of kicks. He sets Taker up in the corner and wrenches the knee around the second rope. Taker finds a moment of reprieve by sending Swagger to the outside of the ring. He sets Jack's neck up on the apron, and then hits his Vintage Leg Drop! (copyright Michael Cole) Back inside the ring once again, Taker hits a snap suplex and goes for the cover. Swagger kicks out.

Undertaker locks in a neck joke on the World Heavyweight Champion. Taker releases and connects with an elbow drop. He then locks in a front headlock as we go to commercial.

****Commercial****

We come back as Swagger has Undertaker in a leg hold. Taker kicks him away. Jack comes back, so Taker catches him in a leg scissors hold. Swagger counters back into a leg hold. Swagger slides to the outside, and then slams Taker's leg against the steel post.

Back in the ring, Swagger sends Taker bouncing off the ropes, but finds himself caught with a surprise DDT! He barely kicks out at two. Taker throws Swagger head first into the top turnbuckle for snake eyes, then connects with a leg drop. Another near fall. The Undertaker is looking for the chokeslam. Swagger manages to fight out, but gets caught with another vicious boot.

Taker whips Swagger into the ropes, but this time it is Swagger that connects with a DDT. Close count, but Taker kicks out. Swagger takes it to the ribs of the Undertaker with some kicks. He then charges across the ring for his second rope splash, but Taker catches him and hits a chokeslam!! Taker follows up with the Tombstone Piledriver, and this match is over.

Winner via Tombstone Piledriver: The Undertaker

****Commercial****

Video trailer airs for MacGruber

In the back, Chris Jericho is talking to CM Punk and the Straight Society. Punk has a towel wrapped around his head. Jericho tells them to listen to what he has to say, and they will be fine. MacGruber bumps into Jericho. He says that it is good to run into him again, as he hasn't seen him since shooting for the film wrapped (Jericho is in the movie). Chris says that there are rumors of an early Oscar nomination. In fact, they are talking about making a sequel with Jericho in the Title role. Jericho sings the MacGruber theme, with his own name in its place. Jericho suggests that he throw of Khali by starting the match by offering his hand for a shake, and then slapping him in the face!

Kozlov v. MacGruber

The match starts with MacGruber taking Jericho's advice and offering his hand for Kozlov to shake. When he doesn't, he slaps Kozlov in the face! Kozlov grabs him by the neck and this is going to end quickly... but wait!

MacGruber's co-star hits the ramp, and says that he just got off the phone with the WWE office, and was able to make this a handicap match. He introduces MacGruber's half-brother, KhalGruber! (Yes it is the Great Khali, don't try to justify it, just laugh and roll with the booking).

So Khali – I mean, KhalGruber, gets in the ring and takes it right to Kozlov. The Russian can't bring him to his knees. KhalGruber heads to the outside, and Kozlov follows after. This results in a count out, and apparently MacGruber was the legal man, which means... oh wow, they win.

Winners via Count out: MacGruber and KhalGruber

MacGruber grabs the mic and says this proves that America is the best country in the world. They have the best food, sports, and movies. Like Shrek 4 opening May 21st in theatres everywhere, his co-hosts interrupt and he quickly changes his plug to MacGruber , which opens that same day. Another explosion hits the ramp as we head to commercial.

****Commercial****

HHH is making his way out to the ring for tonight's main event. We head to a live feed from Belfast were Sheamus cuts a promo regarding their match at Extreme Rules this Sunday. He takes out his aggression on a production member. Trips just stares at the screen with a nonchalant look as if to say, "hey, I'm on another continent, wtf can I do about that anyway?".

****Commercial****

HHH, Edge & Rey Mysterio v. CM Punk, Luke Gallos & Chris Jericho w/ Serena

The match starts off with a ton of quick action. CM Punk's team finds themselves all on the outside. Triple H and Edge pick up Mysterio and help launch him to the outside to take out the entire team!

****Commercial****

We come back as Luke Gallos is tagged into the ring, and then Chris Jericho takes the tag. Jericho has the upper hand with a couple of punches, but Mysterio springboards off the second rope to take out Jericho. Both men retreat to their corners and Luke Gallos and Edge are tagged into the ring. Edge lays out Gallos, and looks to be going for the spear. Serena jumps up to the apron to cause a distraction which allows Jericho to pull Edge out of the ring. Jericho slides Edge back into the ring and Gallos has him on the mat.

Jericho is tagged into the match, and taunts the audience. Jericho looks to work on the Achilles' heel of Edge. Jericho drags him to his corner and tags in CM Punk. Punk grabs him by the heel and falls to the mat by wrenching on a leg lock. Punk breaks free and tags in Luke Gallos. Edge somehow finds the fortitude to escape to his corner and tags in HHH! Trips connects with a knee to the face of the Straight Edge Superstar, who has been tagged in by his disciple. Punk blocks a splash, but gets caught with a Spinebuster. HHH looks for the Pedigree, but Gallos runs in to make the save. Rey Rey springboards into the ring with a Senton to take out Gallos. Punk is knocked onto the second rope, and Rey Mysterio connects with the 619! HHH follows up with the Pedigree, and this match is over!

Winners via Pedigree: HHH, Rey Mysterio & Edge

[Shockmaster]

Geimproviseerd my ass. Je nieuwe world champ laten begraven door Taker, weer goed bezig hoor, WWE. 

en waarom moet Punk altijd de jobs doen die net zo goed aan Gallows gegeven kunnen worden? 

En door Matt Hardy een maand lang aan McIntyre uit te jobben ga je geen van beiden overkrijgen 

Zo, mijn drie commentaren over de twintig minuten wrestling die we gekregen hebben. Alles eromheen was natuurlijk overbodige shit zoals altijd 

[Lagez]

En ik maar denken dat ik Taker weer een hele tijd niet ging zien..

Na de afgelopen weken degelijke shows gezien te hebben was dit duidelijk minder. Hardy mag ook wel is een win pakken op McIntyre.. En ik sluit me aan bij Shock, Punk verdient beter dan weer gepinned te worden. Nu ja hij zal wel willen op Extreme Rules, anders ben ik kwaad. ( En daar tillen ze zwaar aan bij WWE).

[Shockmaster]

hij is een behoorlijke hap haar verloren... valt enkel nog goed te maken door alles af te scheren vrees ik. Het esthetische maakt me geen ruk uit, maar die Mysterio-streak van de laatste jaren wordt gewoon irritant 

[Lordindo]

Kozlov was echt geniaal in zijn praatje alleen helaas weinig worstelen van gekomen. Hoop dat er toch wel wat meer gedaan wordt met hem. Daarnaast was de main event weer zo voorspelbaar over wie ging winnen.

[lamme-hond]

Geimproviseerd my ass. Je nieuwe world champ laten begraven door Taker, weer goed bezig hoor, WWE. 

en waarom moet Punk altijd de jobs doen die net zo goed aan Gallows gegeven kunnen worden? 

En door Matt Hardy een maand lang aan McIntyre uit te jobben ga je geen van beiden overkrijgen 

Zo, mijn drie commentaren over de twintig minuten wrestling die we gekregen hebben. Alles eromheen was natuurlijk overbodige shit zoals altijd 

Waarheid als een koe. Het had verdorie nog best mooi kunnen zijn, een week geen batista, sheamus en cena maar Punk edge en Y2J instead.

Nu was die 6man tag niet slecht maar wel voorspelbaar en dat HHH verdomme Punk moest pinnen gaat ook nergens over. Pak dan idd Gallows of laat, for sake of the feud, Rey de pin pakken. Ik hoop echt gruwelijk hard dat punk wint zondag maar ik ben er eerlijk gezegd bang voor.

Matt vs Drew gaat nergens heen zo. Ik had eerlijk gezegd verwacht dat Kane er nu bij betrokken ging worden maar dat is dan waarschijnlijk toch niet zo... Wordt er nu een beetje moe van, laat Hardy maar een pot winnen of bedenk iets/iemand anders.

En de teleurstelling vd avond: Taker komt terug en wint van Swagger. Way to go. Ik snap best dat ze taker uit de kast halen om het publiek tevreden te stellen maar had verdomme Swagger laten winnen. Of een DQ of iets. Of had gewoon Taker tegen HHH gezet. Dan heb je een goedmakertje. Dit zuigt gewoon. Swaggers momentum, wat na vrijdag best mooi was, staat weer terug op nul. En nu? Gaat Taker nu voor de title? Komt ie nu al terug dan? lijkt me sterk? Maar, wanneer hij nu weer wat rust pakt, hoe gaan ze dat verkopen? Raakt straks injured door iemand? Dit is gewoon een gemiste kans. Had swagger hem laten toetakelen zodat er maanden uitlag en swagger meteen huge werd neergezet. Brengt ook spanning in de match van zondag en dan taker iemand om mee te feuden bij terug komst.
 

[Massiv]

Guest hosts zijn NIET COOL !!!

that's all I have to say 

[Tattooleashed!]

Ze kunnen toch wel wat anders bedenken dan:

Future shock DDT wordt gecounterd, Hardy klimt op de tweede rope en flikkert er af. 1, 2, 3! and drew takes the win!

[ggSprutch]

Ik dacht dat dat praatje aan 't begin eeuwig zou duren...
Een paar dingen die me opvielen:
- Koslov's face turn is compleet ongedaan gemaakt.
- Is Khali nou nog niet opgerot?

Maargoed. Ben ik de enige die de Undertaker - Swagger match juist heel goed vond? Ik heb me vermaakt met de match en Swagger werd erg sterk weggezet tegenover Undertaker. Voor de rest was het een standaard RAW, maar dan met SmackDown superstars en Triple H.

[Lagez]

Khali was er alleen maar omdat de rest vastzit.. Invaller van dienst.

[Goldberg]

Ik zag Truth gewoon wegrennen tijdens de "explosie" 

[C.M-Jordy]

Nog niet gekeken, dus comment wel als ik alles zelf heb gezien.
Ziet er in ieder geval best leuk uit voor een RAW zonder RAW superstars (behalve Triple Schoonzoon natuurlijk)

En.. Lillian Garcia die moest invallen!

[Tweek]

Ik vond het opzich een leuke Raw, ik zal wel een zwak gevoel voor humor hebben, maar die MacGruber segments vond ik best grappig. voor een geïmproviseerde Raw vond ik het nog best goed gedaan.
btw. Er wordt redelijk vaak "gezeurt" over SuperCena, Maar ik heb meer last van SuperMysterio (aangezien hij vooral sinds zijn fued met Punk "wint")

[Tattooleashed!]

Khali ging toch weg, of zie ik dat verkeerd?
hij was toch al weekjes geleden weg???

[Steviioo]

Dit was echt een van de slechtste RAW's die ik de afgelopen maanden heb gezien. Ik sluit me aan bij de commentaren van Shockmaster maar wil nog het volgende er aan toevoegen: Who the f*ck is MacGruber? En waarom moet Khali er weer mee gemoeid worden. Dat hele Kozlov verhaal was net een Walt Disney verhaaltje. De vriend van de goede in het verhaal ontploft en dus moet hij het alleen opnemen tegen de slechterik, maar gelukkig vind hij nog een reus...

Cut the crap WWE, wrestling is geen kindjes-gedoe!

[King]

en daarom kijk ik dus geen WWE meer.

Vince heeft t danig verpest voor me, met zijn kindvriendelijke PG-gerate shitzooi. Over een tijdje wordt er ook niet meer geworsteld, want dat geeft het verkeerde beeld aan kinderen, maar worden er slechts knuffeltjes uitgedeeld.

[Tiralan]

Zitten we nou echt deze RAW te bashen?

Ik vind dat WWE er nog een redelijke show van heeft gemaakt, als je bedenkt dat alles lastminute bedacht is..
Ze konden gewoon niet anders. Alle RAW superstars waren niet aanwezig, dus Weg-opbouw naar Extreme Rules..

Swagger-Taker was een hele prima wedstrijd, goed voor Swagger, ondanks hij verliest..

Main Event was mwoah, Rey moeten ze echt niet blijven pushen over Punk, bah. HHH die wint is wel prima I guess, des te meer reden waarom Sheamus hem gaat verslaan..

McIntyre-Hardy was wel een beetje overbodig idd..

Tsja...

[TNF]

WWE fokt op...


Katie Lea niet in Engeland, en nu er geen divas zijn ook niet op deze RAW. Paardenpoep.

[chaos]

en weer een film met de nodige wwe star power:

macgruber, starring:

-kane
-big show
-the great khali
-mark henry

and chris jericho!!!

ondanks dat de film op voorhand wel ruk zal zijn, ben ik toch bang dat ik hem ga kijken.

ik heb tenslotte zelfs santa's slay op dvd.(iets met schaamrood en kaken)

over de in elkaar geflanste raw: tja.......
vlad's character wordt verneukt,swagger komt er enigzins nog goed vanaf,want het is wel undertaker waar die tegen mocht, punk verneukt, drew verneukt zichzelf door deze matige match.
en volgens mij waren kozlov en hhh echt niet de enige die niet op toernee zijn.primo? masters? chavo?

[Tiralan]

Chavo was wel mee op tour, maar evengoed, ik snap je punt.

Waarschijnlijk zijn die gasten in matches voor Superstars gedumpt..

[AVG]

Chavo was wel mee op tour, maar evengoed, ik snap je punt.

Waarschijnlijk zijn die gasten in matches voor Superstars gedumpt..

Superstars is trouwens ook een zwaar drama. Echt.. Hef die brand op en focus je op Smackdown en Raw. Die brands moeten meer aandacht krijgen dan een brand waar geen verhaal in zit en ruk matches.

[Tiralan]

Superstars is trouwens ook een zwaar drama. Echt.. Hef die brand op en focus je op Smackdown en Raw. Die brands moeten meer aandacht krijgen dan een brand waar geen verhaal in zit en ruk matches.

Superstars die op de echte shows niet aan bod komen vinden hun heil in Superstars..
Het zorgt ervoor dat 20% van het roster zich niet meer nutteloos voelt ofzo xD

Ik moet eerlijk zeggen dat er af en toe best leuke matches tussen zitten..
Chavo vs. Evan laatste een keer dacht ik? Nou, dat was een erg vermakelijke match!

[AVG]

Superstars die op de echte shows niet aan bod komen vinden hun heil in Superstars..
Het zorgt ervoor dat 20% van het roster zich niet meer nutteloos voelt ofzo xD

Ik moet eerlijk zeggen dat er af en toe best leuke matches tussen zitten..
Chavo vs. Evan laatste een keer dacht ik? Nou, dat was een erg vermakelijke match!

Ja.. Ajax heeft 74 spelers voor hun eerste team, ze gaan toch ook geen speciale eredivisie maken voor die overige spelers of een extra team met die spelers maken.

Dat die superstars niet aan de bak komen ligt deels bij de bookers/storyline makers maar ook bij die personen zelf. Carlito gedraagt zich kut, heeft gevolgen. Gek he? 

Chavo vs Evan was redelijk, ook alleen maar door Bourne die gewoon laat zien dat de cruiserweight title terug moet. Als Whc/Ic zal hij nooit komen, maar als Cruiserweight zie ik hem echt heel goed zitten. Je bent toch wel met me eens dat Smackdown en Raw wat meer aandacht moeten krijgen?

[3DMaster]

Jack Swagger verliest tegen de Undertaker? Serieus?

D'r zijn hier mensen die zeggen dat een rookie als Shaemus de titel geven die titel niet meer geloofwaardig is, maar dat is niet zo.

Weet je hoe je wel een titel z'n geloofwaardigheid laat verliezen? Door de kampioen drie keer achter elkaar z'n singles matches te laten verliezen.

[Sumster]

MACGRUBER!!!!!!!! (van een SNL sketch) is cool omdat McGyver cool is, omdat Richard Dean Anderson cool is!

Verder rare RAW dus
In welke plaats washet nou? Netherlands NJ?